18 lines
920 B
PHP
18 lines
920 B
PHP
<?php
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// How soon a package can be handed over, in the words a customer reads.
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//
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// Deliberately without a duration on the immediate branch: it is ready when it
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// is ready, and the mail says so. The two to three working days on the other
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// branch is a promise about buying and preparing a machine — that one is ours
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// to keep.
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return [
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'immediate' => 'Delivered right away',
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'scheduled' => 'Ready within 2–3 working days',
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// The longer form, where there is room for a sentence: the customer's own
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// overview while their instance is waiting for a machine.
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'parked_title' => 'Your cloud is being prepared',
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'parked_body' => 'Your order has arrived and is paid for. We are setting up a machine for it — that usually takes two to three working days. As soon as it is ready your cloud is built automatically and your credentials arrive by mail. There is nothing else for you to do.',
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];
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